I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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