I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
