I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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