I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The air was thick with penises
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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