Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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