Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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