I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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