they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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