Umm I'm too high to move.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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