You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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