If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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