I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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