You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She's the barista slut.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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