I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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