I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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