I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
either way he was missing a nipple.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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