did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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