Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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