found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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