Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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