I have demons in me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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