Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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