i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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