I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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