At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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