Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
