Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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