Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Vodka?
Forever.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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