Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Randomize
