this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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