I'm gonna have a badass scar
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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