I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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