I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Watching her eat just hurts me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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