After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I am naked and annoyed.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Then you guys just all showered together...?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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