So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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