I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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