I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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