He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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