I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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