Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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