hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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