what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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