My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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