I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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