the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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