8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Holy sore nipples Batman
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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