If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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