shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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