this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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