How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Life is so much better after having sex.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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