I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
